I'm so tired...

Today was such a tiring day. Science usually determines tiring days based on how many hours of sleep a person had the night before.

Today was no different. My day was tiring and hectic based on my sleepless night Nechten Bai Nacht.

You see, last night I decided that I wanted to see what kind of "day at the bakery" I would have if I barely get any sleep. So I did the test. It came out so awesome... Though I am beyond wiped at the moment.

I came to the bakery this morning... Wobbled around and did five shows today. They were so much fun. Except toward the end, when the museum started with the public shows.

A tiring, hungry day can wear down on ya' and that's exactly what happened.

Though today was a big "day at the museum." Manishewitz came. They brought their new children entertaining mascot "Magic Max" to make balloons and give out stupid disposable wands to all the kids. He was wearing this huge goofy looking wand costume that barely allowed him to move around.

Officially Manishewitz donated some big stuph to the museum, so today was "breath-in-and-make-as-if-we're-a-perfect-organization" day. I was told that this Magic Max (Who is by the way the cheesiest marketing method for Kosher Manoshewitz KAK!) is going to show up at our 12:30 show and I should somehow stick him into the show...

It was horrible.

I tried to pull a Matza out of my bakers hat as some sort of Magic trick that Magic Max showed me. But I pulled a Manishewitz Matza box out of the hat instead... Nobody laughed. Why did I even think that anything I do associating myself with Manishewitz is ever going to be appealing or funny in any way??!!

This Magic Max guy at least was wearing a costume, so nobody could see him. I on the other hand am making a total mess of myself in full glory!!!

At least I was overtired. That came in very handy. I kacked on everyone and did whatever I wanted today. So that was coo'

Well anyways, after the museum I crashed at the apartment and then began the fun. I was so overtired.

I remember once blogging about the best posts coming up when a person is overtired, About the world being a better place when everyone is overtired.

Well tonight in my apartment, two overtired individuals came up with two incredible blogging post ideas which we thought fitting to post. I was one of the lucky overtired individuals who had so much fun tonight discussing these ideas. (We had a third idea, but it's really too stupid to write.)

So...

Idea #1:

Isn't it cool, the contrast of yesteryear and today. Could you imagine thousands of years ago, when people lived longer... The scene in some Medical center in Charan, Cana'an...

Doctor enters Mesushelach's hospital room with his face solemn and serious.

Mesushelach: Hey doc'. What's goin' on?

Doctor: I'm afraid not so good Mesushelach.

Mesushelach: What do you mean? How did the tests go?

Doctor: Not too well. I'm afraid the tests we made determine that you don't have too much time left.

Mesushelach abruptly sits up in bed alarmed.

Mesushelach: What do you mean? What is it? Tell me DOC'!!

Doctor: Oh alright. The Kidney's are giving in slowly... We don't think you have much time left... We give you between (pauses) two hundred, three hundred more years to live max. The disease is incurable and there's just nothing we can do. I'm so sorry.

Mesushelach: (Gasps and then begins sobbing lightly) I guess everyone has their time. Seven hundred years of living and now death attacks ya' like that.

Doctor: Yeah. I'm so sorry.

...

People lived differently. When Adam heard the doctor tell him that he had another hundred years or so to live, he probably thought "Gosh! I better start spending time with family!!"

You see the way we take life for granted nowadays??!!

Okay. The second thought that we had was an idea to open up a pizza shop and call it "cheeses crust." I know it sounds Frai. But it's the greatest feeling to be able to legally scream that name at the top of your lungs.

We can also alternatively have "The passion of the crust."

... Okay ma. That was quite uncalled for I guess.

Good night everyone. May we blog Gezunterheit, Freilicherheit un Fahrenheit