Funny Hashbrocho Tochis story.
This is an email I received from my Kalla (Keinihora, zolst leben mit lange gezunte yohren). I asked her permission to blog this.
She bought boots, and then attempted to get them shipped quicker by any possible means. She expected to get an automated reply, but instead she got a really cool email back. Check it out!
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On 19 Mar 2007 15:56:10 -0700, orders@nordstrom.com wrote: > >
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Dear Afroson, > >
Thank you for shopping at Nordstrom.com !
-----Original Message----- From: "Censored by The Mitzvah Man to say afroson" (???) Sent: Mar 21, 2007 1:35:52 PM Subject: Re: Your Nordstrom.com Order Request Has Been Received
HI, I understand that the order could take 5-8 days. I was wondering if you were able to send it to me by friday March 23, (those boots are so cool and i have a date on friday night so, I'm kind of trying to impress the guy..)
Thank you!
'Afroson'
Dear afroson, Thank you very much for contacting Nordstrom.com regarding your order, 9530455. The BCBGirls 'Kenny' Boots, color Black Brumas Tumbled, in size 6M. I know you must be really looking forward to a fun date, and to the boots arriving in time! In researching, I found that they shipped out today, March 21st, to your *CENSORED BY BLOGGER* address. With standard shipping, the order ships via United States Postal Service, and we allow 5-8 business days for the order to transit to you. Based on this guideline, I honestly do not think they will arrive by Friday, and I do really apologize for that. To help you, I have attached the DHL tracking number and DHL website tracking link for you. We use DHL to get your order to your local United States Postal Service for delivery to your door. Tracking: *Censored by blogger again* DHL Link: *Consored yet again by THE MITZVAH MAN... For the heck of it*
When you see arrival at your local post office location, you may expect delivery the following day. Ms. Rosdal, I hope you have a great evening on Friday, even without the boots. You can always wear them on the second date! Again, my most sincere apologies. If I can offer any further assistance at all, please let me know via Live Help, e-mail or by calling 888.282.6060. Enjoy those boots, and thank you for choosing to shop Nordstrom.com!
Warmest regards,
Teresa P.
Internet Customer Service Nordstrom Direct
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posted by the Mitzvah man! at Friday, March 23, 2007
51 Comments:
i saw it before you
thats because in europe emails come so much quicker than ny ones...duh
wow sonia those boots are woowoo...see you tonight! :)
woo woo beeg taing
hey benny
didi you ever imagine your blog would talk about womens shoes one day?
LOL
but beeg taing
Afroson - I never imagined that. But then again, lots of other things that happened to me lately I never imagined.
So what is this spa thing?
one time chava was making fun that i didint know english...(more than one time but lets be nice)
and she started talking with hard words that i didint really konw, and one of them was spa
i know wut it means now
but its good material for makin fun
capish?
SO NOT!!
mah zeh, at midaberet kmo shakranit!!
neshama, zeh bichlal lo emet!
i was NOT making fun of you and purposely saying hard words that you don't know! it happened to come into a conversation and u asked what it was so i said you should look it up or something, i dunno, maybe i was makin fun of you after but....
sheesh!
ya maybe!!
but i like wen you make fun of me so sheesh
indignant c said
"mah zeh, at midaberet kmo shakranit!! "
... Shoot! I was hoping you were talking to me... Ki Ani Pashut Lo Sovelet Yoter!!
The poin' is... Let's not argue and fight on this blog.
We can hit, scream, beat, cut, punch and kick each other... As long as we're all getting along.
afro. Just curious is “but i like wen you make fun of me so sheesh” reserved for C. or..... ;p
Hey wires... No making fun of my afro!!
the three of you have this blog covered with the nasty comments and inside jokes... hehe
hey B. i did ask ;p
meliss. if by this "the three of you have this blog covered with the nasty comments and inside jokes... hehe" u mean me then i take offense to that
take offense
even if she not talk ing about you
(thats just to enhance the fightihg in the blog)
and yes i do like when benny makes fun of me
and benny you have an afro?
pff thats weird hehe
I have the coolest afro in the world!!
(Some people would think 'awww. How beautiful.' Others are going 'eewwww!!')
hey son, ur GOOD
pshhh respect respect
which reminds me-
ani hamifakedet shel golaaaaaaaaaaaaani
and wheres the fighting?? i wanna fight!
afro. it would be the part 'bout "nasty comments" that i take offense to
and this one is of real curiosity when u say "and yes i do like when benny makes fun of me" u mean make fun of or tease???
both
cuz when he does, he does it in a good way
"I have the coolest afro in the world!!
(Some people would think 'awww. How beautiful.' Others are going 'eewwww!!')"
and some people are thinking 'eh actually that's MY afro we're talkin about..and im gonna feel pretty bare w/o it..so take good care and don't take her away :(
and some people are thinking that they were just talkin about the haircut
And some people in the back are picking their noses and thinking "Where's my ice cream?"
LOL you guys/gals are all a bunch of......:);):p;p
(as to the link scroll down throughout the page)
wires, behave yourself.
c. im impressed your learning your learning ;)
as to behaving sorry don't know the meaning of the word :p
learning??
i'm forever waitin to see an interesting one, yet ur links are always boring n predictable :(
Check it up on Answers.com dude!
Of all people...
heehee that was good, mitzvah man.
i'll tell ur kallah.
or better yet, ill tell you...
Ani lo yechola lechakot!! (Ki ani pashut lo sovelet yoter. Man! Whoever doesn't know what's going on must think I'm nuts! Then again, whoever does know what's going on... well...)
i dont know what's goin on and i don't think ur nuts
c. touche
ofcourse he's nuts although in a great way
b. im somewhat slow at the moment what am i looking up?
what 'behave' means
while ur at it, order another box of tissues
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
c do you think his keyboraad is wet?
wet?
soaking!
mizken hoo, be'emet
k i feel bad, lets make an hachlata.
ummm what should it be?
oh! i know! only say and do mean things when he has enough tissues around.
ya?
whats with the box of tissues
as to the links they tended to be on s/o elses blog
diff blogs get diff juices flowing so to say
though i admit its been a while since i had s/t good :( wawawa
afro. from laughter perhaps
oh man are u gals good :)
and the battle of the wits continues ;p
battle? huh? there is NO competition dear sir/madam*
(we are still working on that one. oh wait! forgot to check if u got any tissues around..)
and if you keyboard wet...
hey son i'd be careful if i were you..i know s/o else w/ a wet keyboard...s/o that has the same name as you..
think 'high chair'...
c. while i dont consider myself a sir im certinly no madam!!!!!
c. to think that u'd be defending me (whether on purpose or by mistake) ha never thought i'd see the day anyhow thanx.
o no problem. we have a rule, afro n i. 359 mean things to someone, and you have to say one nice thing afterwards.
c. man do i have to learn to count i could have sworn u left off a few zeros after the 9 from "359 mean things to someone" :)
heehee that was funny
mitzvah man, you told him what to say?
(1...)
c. if this "heehee that was funny" is said to me then where does benny come in to the pic.?
cuz it can't be that you thought of something funny all on your own.
(2 of 359...)
c. wawawawawawa (he cried, without tissues)
and here i thought i had/have (still can't figure out which;) a sense of humor :(
Okay... This is all quite amusing to me. (1 of 87,362 stupid, pointless comments to make on a blog before one of them is actually sensible.)
i now im a little late,but i wanted to see if you check your blog!tachlis WHO IS WIRES....who is wires....who is wires....ires..ires
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