Some batteries are rechargeable..
posted by afroson at Thursday, March 15, 2007
Thursday, March 15, 2007
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16 Comments:
WOW!!!
Some our not.
Whats the Hoirah Mr. Author?
Love your Posts.
BZ
OTTISH
i wonder is getting engaged married etc. that new lease on life (the rechargeable batteries)
anon-you make the choice if you want to throw yourself away or recharge your battieries
wires-no marriage does not recharge your batteires..it makes you become the outlet
all human ones are, at least
"It makes you become the outlet"...
hmmmm...
We'll speak about that one.
"C"...
May I say this post could almost pass for a 'Sabronian' post?
(Almost meaning if you didn't know about the previous one)
mm nope we're not allowed to speak it's not chassidish
baal-
you can say what you want. and by sabronian, i assume you meant not understood by most?
or did i bichlal not understand what you meant?
and sababa that you um know c and all it entails..
son-
ur so immature
err change that to 'baal tshuker' (whatever that means, its better than 'baal')
again?
we already went over this discussion..im immature and your repetitive
wut a couple
yes thats what i meant
'twas actually meant as a joke. sorry i forgot the ;-) :-) and :-D's.
never mind it's all good and :-):-):-)
ich i hate those faces
all clear now
go bring moshiach
bye
Speaking about the difference between men and women someone sent me this and i think its very appropriate
MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new
Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures
outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE
Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for
your gender."
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
**********************************************
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!!
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to
align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
women are smarter
Josh - Very good but I've seen it before. It's good to see you're posting. Will talk to you in a couple.
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