Steve of the week #4...
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I came home last night and... *sob*... I saw Steve sprawled out across the floor... *gulp*... DRUNK!! I was shocked at the scene. He was completely out cold. The stench of alcohol permeating the entire room. Bottles of Mashkeh strewn all over. Apparently, he had seen my roommates Booze collection on the window sill and decided that he has to Farbreng away his sorrows. Steve's been really depressed since the whole Shabbaton in the Hamptons. I don't know what to do with him. He's even muttered something about suicide the other day. It's really worrying me. Maybe he's just getting older. Harder to deal with...
posted by the Mitzvah man! at Thursday, February 16, 2006
7 Comments:
Uh Benny, I hate to break Steve's bubble, but the bottles are unopened . . .
Unless he's the type that gets drunk from the smell of the stuff . . .
first of all. The bottles only SEEM unopened to you. It's either camera tricks, or you're just too drunk to notice that they're polished clean! I don't see any alcohol in them!!!
Second of all... is my wandering friend suggesting that my little buddy here is a DOG???!!!
How disgusting. Shame on you!
You horrid conservative schmucks! Why blame the innocent Steve for what society has taught him? He grows up in a world where depression is the norm for young teenagers and yet you blame him for "drunken actions". No i say! We should let him live and we should change society as a whole! Once society is positivel;y changed Steve will see life the way it is meant to be. Until then, STOP BOTHERING STEVE! You built this horrid world and brought him into it! Poor steve! Save the whales! Kill people, not trees! Long live Fidel Castro!!
when is stevven getting his haircut? and when are u gonna post steven in the mikvah??
Hey . . . this a g-rated blog here!
www.mordechai.org
Yeah, the Mikva pictures are my private collection (ugh!)
"frumliberal" sounds way too much like levi a., but i agree with the fidel part!
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